instead of "drunk-dialing" i "drunk-shop"

i think this is a sign of being "old"....last night i had far too many white wines and returning home, did i drunk-dial? no! i "drunk-shopped".....meaning i now own A LOT of argyle knee socks from Jcrew....hahahahahaah. p.s. all sockies on sale at jcrew.com, 3 for $20.